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Periods / Claire Blackmore

30 Thoughts You Have When Your Period Spots Take Over

Because those darn period spots are never welcome….

1. Erhmm. WTF is going on with my skin.

2. It’s all kinds of bumpy.

3. Owww. And sore.

4. I must be having an allergic reaction to something.

5. What the heck did I eat yesterday?

6. I’ve got a new highlighter, it must be that…

7. Gah. These spots are spreading. ALL OVER MY FACE.

8. Haaaang on….when’s my period due?

9. *checks calendar*

10. Ohhhhh.

11. Due on in 5 days. Great. A breakout.

12. Why me?

13. I need to do a face mask. Like, NOW.

14. If I just give those big juicy ones a squeeze….

15. FFS. I’VE WRECKED MY FACE.

16. I’m not going out. No one can see me like this.

17. Ok, so I’ve gotta go to work.

18. But apart from that, I’m NOT going out.

19. Let’s try and cover these f**kers up.

20. One more little squeeze first…

21. Oooh I forgot how good this concealer is.

22. And foundation. Niiiice coverage.

23. That’s passable. My face is passable.

24. I must drink more water.

25. Take my make-up off EVERY NIGHT.

26. And eat more vegetables.

27. Right, from now on I’m going ninja on my skincare routine.

28. Oooh, that calls for some new products.

29. Hot cloth. Do I need one?

30. *cue frenzied online beauty shop *

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