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Health & Wellbeing / Claire Blackmore

33 Thoughts You Have On A Ridiculously Lazy Weekend

Because sometimes, next-level lazy is the only way to spend a weekend…

1. What day is it, even?

2. It’s official. I’m lazy AF.

3. But that’s ok. I work hard in the week, right? *resumes position on sofa*

4. *scrolls instagram. Cue wave of FOMO*

5. Is it nice outside? Am I missing out on the sun?

6. Am I missing out on my life?

7. *finally opens curtains*

8. Unremarkble weather. I’m good. *resumes position on sofa*

9. Maybe I should at least go for a walk.

10. But where to? What for? Do I need to go out.

11. Why am I sooo tired? Am I ill?

12. A nap, that’s what I need…

13. Just an hour.

14. *three hours later*

15. Yawwnnn. Morning? What day is it, even?

16. I’m a sloth. Maybe I should get dressed sometime this weekend…

17. Or I could just put on fresh PJS. That will feel nice.

18. What’s that? Am I cramping?

19. Ohhh hello period. You’re here.

20. No wonder I’m exhausted.

21. That’s ok then. Decision made. Not going anywhere.

22. Infact, I should settle in and rewatch Girls.

23. I’m hungry. Again.

24. *scans the fridge – finds a Mother Hubbard situ*

25. Ohh maan, why didn’t I go food shopping yesterday?

26. I could order take out?

27. Just this once.

28. I do have my period after all.

29. So is a large pizza too much for one person? *orders it anyway* Plus wedges.

30. Still. So. Tired.

31. I wonder if there’s time for a shower before the food arrives.

32. Probs not.

33. Or maybe a quick nap…

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